Please Flush

I fuckin don't understand people who knows where to shit, but don't understand how to utilize the flushing mechanism that was invented in the 16th century when sanitary awareness was lower than the IQ of a retarded inbred son of a fuck.

Even dogs try to cover up their poo. Why the fuck does these college students do not know the concept of public use toilet?

It happend to me atleast 18 times when i rushed in the toilet, shut the door, turn around, just to be greeted with a mountain of puke inducing excrement (scientific word for shite). "Fuckin Shit! Literally!!!" I swear. The feeling is just as depressing as when people greet you with a "Salam 1Malaysia"..

To all public toilet users out there, please flush, do not just cover it up with toilet paper. If you feel the unwillingness to put out some effort to pull the lever, eat your shit. Don't bother going to the toilet, just shit on your own plate, have it for dinner..Motherfuckers.

Fuckin Smokers

I don't understand how their brain works. Do they even have a fuckn brain? Dalam kpala diorang ada apa sbagai otak? taik anjing ke apa?

Beberapa hari yang lepas, ak pergi menapau makanan di sebuah gerai makanan termasyhur di sekitar ktho ni..sambil tnggu order, ak pon duduk la smbil menonton propaganda utama di tv3.
Xsampai 5min gtu, dtgla 4 ekor brader ni. Sambil2 tu, ak terdengar la komen2 ala2 tabligh diorg..
"Tgk tu, usaha memelihara alam sekitar..knp xde usaha memelihara agama?"
ceh.
Sekor stat nyala rokok..dlm hati aku.." cibai..dh stat dh.."Aku ok lg time tu. wat bodo je la..Ak sempat jeling ujung mata, celaka..men pass2 kotak rokok tu lak..sekor2 nyala..bygkn asap nye cmne..dh mcm kilang sawit.

Ak dh mncarut2 dlm ati..but then it gets worse, asap rokok durjana mereka pelan2 merangkak ke arah ak..haram. Pastu bole pulak men2 asap..kebetulan time tu baru pas ujan..meja cm basah2 berembun skit..anak2 haram ni cuba mengeringkan meja tu dgn asap diorg..bleh bygkan? hembus kt meja..sume asap tu kearah ak lak tu.. mmg lg sikit ak nk g flying kick sekor2.. Penglihatan ak kabur smpai xnmpk skrin besar jadah kt depan. ak rs mcm baru je kena bom asap mcm dlm counterstrike. mmg lahancau. bau xyah cte la..

nsb bek ak order ns putih dgg merah..tggl cedok je.. ak bgn terus g kt kaunter. xsnggup ak dok ctu g..siap dh mknn ak..
Blk dr ctu, ak berjalan sambil berzikir carut2 carutan terhadap motherfuckers tersebut.

Akhir kata, anjing2 ni xde rs malu, or bersalah ke bile asap rokok diorg hinggap kt muka org di sekeliling? selamber je..bole x ak g depan muka diorg, bukak zip, kencing kt muka diorg dgn selamber jgk? its the same right..atleast im not causing them cancer.